Some people think that you can not kill two birds with one stone. But the Chinese people think the opposite and it seems they are doing it well ;) Reading is good in general, but to do what you will see after the jump is a bit dangerous, including for the people around you.
You are used to see a lot of pictures on Izismile, but some funny reading can be nice too. So here is some funny stuff coming from Yahoo Answers. Have fun! PS: As it is quite long, I devided the whole series of questions/answers into 2 pages, so be sure to check it all if you're interested