21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State University student, went batshit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28. Sexton fired an Airsoft rifle at the store’s windows, causing more than $15,000 worth of damage.
Miss Teen Louisiana was arrested after she and a group of friends allegedly tried to dine-and-dash over a $46.07 bill. Problem — the pageant queen left her purse at the scene of the crime. Oops!
Donald Earl Fite III AKA “The Hipster Fish Killer” is on probation for impaling his girlfriends purple betta fish named DeLorean. He reportedly told police, “If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish!”
I'm sure we will here much more of Tyler Hayes Wienman in the years to come. He truly is a creepy little sot. Hopefully he will get his wienie whacked off before he breeds more like himself. I hate animal abusers.
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I hate animal abusers.