Now this is one of the funniest stories I’ve ever read. A guy made his own sex doll but it’s not the fact that he made it, it’s the way he tells his story that is funny. He says he just wanted to be creative and of course he doesn’t use it anymore. He made it during one Christmas break: “I made it from old articles of clothing, old paper towel rolls and masking tape. It was stored in a special spot where no one would find it. I used to do all the positions I knew back then; doggy style, missionary, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. I also purchased some women’s perfume and I would spray it all over the doll for more a real life effect. Felt good as hell!”
So now, let’s see the pictures with his explanations. Maybe someone will need them ;) P.S. In the end you will see how he improved the doll.
“I'll show you how I engineered the vag since it's the most important part.. the rest was easy as hell. It was pretty warped when i dug it out from its hiding spot... so i needed to tape it up a bit to show you guize what it used to look like lol. The way i made it was I used some cardboard to make a hollow frame, stuffed some cut up pieces of clothes in there to make primitive "pussy lips" and then placed a disposable glove over top for the actual screwhole... this way i could cum into it and then replace the glove easily.
I used different faces that I'd cut out of cover girl magazines... here are some of the face pics that stood the test of time lol (I had a huge thing for Buffy and the resident evil chick):
Anyway... after I made that thread on the misc, the mods deleted it. I then thought about what I should do with the bish; should I toss it out? Nah that seemed like a waste. Should I sell it? Maybe... but not yet. Perhaps I could give it a makeover? Afterall it was a little banged up. So I decided to use more old clothing and masking tape to fix it up a bit:
I patched up the arm, re-attached the breast, took off its cover girl magazine picture of a face and temporarily replaced it with with a foam sphere
And there it was... the finished product. Pretty impressive, I thought to myself.
So you might be wondering.. what the fuk am I going to use this thing for? for sex? God no... I rarely even masturbate no adays. To make it my imaginary girlfriend? lol... of course not... I'm not psychotic. I've decided to use it for lulz...and I will update this blog post with said lulz as I do them.”
Why he made his plastic vagina, when he can buy a fleshlight....? also there are mannequins in shops,get one, just dig a hole in the appropriate place and push the fleshlight inside...
Comments (54):
Rise by the hand of Milow
Also HeatherAC is fat lol
not even close faggot. Malodrax has more balls than your entire generatiion bitch
I have a question for you.
Have you ever tried cutting out faces from Baby Gap and putting them on the doll?
also there are mannequins in shops,get one, just dig a hole in the appropriate place and push the fleshlight inside...
- Go to the first link, search for a user named Malodrax
- Look at his other threads.
- Die laughing.
- ???
- Profit
trade it for some thing on E-bay ?
dress "her" up as Santa's helper
I can think of a lot of uses but I think the wife would have some ISSUES
If thats a problem, try this...
http://www.sexdolls.co.uk/product.php/38/sitting-sally-sex-doll
- Go to the first link, search for a user named Malodrax
- Look at his other threads.
- Die laughing.
- ???
- Profit
What if this is the most epic thing he ever does in life? LMAO! His claim to fame is this dish-rag-ho. I want her.
Her brain would shut off and she would leave and never come back.